Scenes from last night:
The one thing as a server that you have to get used to doing, is never involving yourself in ongoing discussions at a table.
Trust me when I tell you that this is one of the hardest parts of the job for me!
But twice in the last week, I have not been able to contain myself or my comments (Don’t worry, I’m saving the other story for another post).
This past Friday night, I was waiting on this really nice table of two couples, both in their mid to late fifties.
As I was in the process of trying to clear the table before asking them if they had any interest in dessert, this is what I overheard:
Lady #1: No, I swear, I’ve never heard of that.
Lady #2: Oh, come on!
Lady #1: You’re making it up!
Man #1: It’s one in the sti…(He abruptly stops after realizing that I’m at the table)
And now I realize what they’re talking about I start to laugh. Not out loud, mind you, but the quiet shoulder shaking, kind of laugh.
The best part is, that after a brief pause, they keep going.
At this point, I just have to turn around and drop to squat, (which is really hard for me right now with my knee issues, but…) and burst out laughing. I mean, tears rolling down my face laughing, because the lady just can’t seem to figure out the rhyme.
So I stand back up and turn back around to the table, wiping my eyes, and still laughing.
Now they’re laughing at me and themselves, because they fully understand that they have been overheard and well, there’s not much else that anyone can say.
Except for me.
“It’s one in the poop, two in the chute,” I tell them.
Lady #1: Oh, I like that so much better.
Man #1: No, it’s one in the stink, two in the pink.
Me: Uh – not sure I’ve heard that version before.
After a few more rounds of laughter and ‘sign language’, I say, “Yeah, there’s a guy that lives around here, because I see his truck frequently that has the shocker sticker on the back bumper. Makes you wonder about what goes on in that household!”
A little while later, after they’d paid their bill, I went over to pick up the check, and I noticed that they had left me a really nice big tip.
Me: Hey guys, thank you so much
Man #1: No, thank you. You have a great sense of humor. That, um, could have turned out badly.
Me: It’s all good. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while.