Scenes from last night:
I was waiting on this nice couple last night. The man was in his mid thirties and the woman was in her late twenties. Without mincing words, she was beautiful. The guy looked really happy, most likely because, he’s way out kicked his yardage.
She had long jet black hair and was wearing this strappy, floor length dress, that had a plunging neckline that went down to her navel, proudly showing off her medically enhanced chest.
As she got up to go to the restroom, my very sweet, very innocent, sixteen year old busboy walks behind me as says, “Wow, I wouldn’t even know what to do with her.”
I tried really hard not to laugh. Instead, I turned to him and said, “Give it time, kid.”