Scenes from last night:
I walk up to a new table to greet them, when the following occurred:
Me: Hi, can I start you with something to drink?
Lady: Let me ask you a question.
Me: (Just answer the question, Lady, it’s not that hard!) Okay…
Lady: I’m allergic to shellfish and nuts, so can I eat the Salmon?
Me: Are you allergic to Salmon?
Lady: Well, no.
Me: Well then, I guess everything should be okay.